Jul 05
Queen 8" Cool Wave Memory Foam Mattress – $249.99
If Foam Could Talk
Some mattresses might think the ability to remember would be a blessing. I say it’s a curse.
My luxury body-hugging memory foam is great for the humans who sleep on me. But not for me. I envy those mattresses who can forget. Normal mattresses can shrug off all the regrets and heartbreak. They can approach each night as if it’s their first. But me… I remember.
I remember Bruce.
He wasn’t with Sharon, my owner, very long. She probably hasn’t thought about him in years. But I still bear the scars. The stains from when he fell asleep eating a bowl of chili. The burns and the odor from his foul grape-flavored cigarillos. The dents and ruptures from the ski boots he wore during intimate moments. And of course, of course the scratches from his pet squirrels, Jean-Claude and Urkel.
The memories aren’t all bad. I remember cradling Sharon through the night she lost her job, delivering her comfortably through to morning on a combination of next-generation memory foam and energy absorbing Intellifoam on a polyurethane base. I remember keeping her cool during the blistering summer of ‘07 with my air flow ducts, relieving those uncomfortable pressure points. Those were the good times.
But once you’ve known Bruce, you cannot be un-Bruced. Unless you’re a regular old mattress. Curse you, Memory Foam. I’ll never escape the past.
Warranty: Shipping Defects Only; Due to the personal nature of this product, we do not accept returns
Features:
- Mattress measures 8 inches thick
- Top layer: 2-inch 4-pound ‘Cool Wave’ memory foam with air flow ducts
- Core support structure: 3-inch foam with air flow channels to direct cool air throughout the mattress
- Base layer: 3-inch high-density supportive foam
- Bedding system relieves pressure and offers customized comfort
- Molds to your body eliminating uncomfortable pressure points
- Never needs turning
- Can be used with existing box springs or platform
- Meets all flammability standards
- Washable mattress cover is moisture-resistant
- Aloe-Vera treated mattress cover feels like cashmere
- Memory Foam is resistant to dust mites and naturally anti-microbial
- Dimensions: 60 inches x 80 inches x 8 inches
Mattress Cover:
- 100% Cotton
- Moisture resistant
- Zipper opening for easy removal
- Machine washable and dryable
- Non-flammable cover included
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Care Instructions:
- To maximize memory foam expansion; remove from packaging within 72 hours of receipt
- Shipped vacuum sealed and compacted; once received, allow for expansion in a well ventilated area to remove chemical smell associated with compression
- Allow mattress to expand in an open space for full recovery
- Expands to original shape in up to 72 hours
- Due to the nature of Memory Foam, the firmness level of every item is unique. Please be advised that even similar products may produce different firmness results
- Mattress is spot clean only
In the box:
- Queen 8″ Cool Sensation Memory Foam Mattress
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